Saturday, December 23, 2006

The Worst Movie Ever Made - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians!

Merry Christmas from your pals at DUMBvorak Uncensored. We'll see you Tuesday!

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20 Facts About Voting You Aren't Supposed to Know

excerpt .... "13. Diebold's Senior Vice-President, Jeff Dean, was convicted of 23 counts of felony theft in the first degree.
14. Diebold Senior Vice-President Jeff Dean was convicted of planting back doors in his software and using a "high degree of sophistication" to evade detection over a period of 2 years."

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What People Are Willing To Do For A Wii.....

A Mother decided that her kids apparently really need a Wii for Christmas. Instead of offering the usual 100 or 200 over cost she takes a different approach. She offers Oral Sex and 250 dollars. Read more to see all the emails exchanged. Picture links will be included soon. (LINK IS SAFE FOR WORK)

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Holy crap, the first giant squid ever caught alive today in Japan!

A Japanese research team has succeeded in filming a giant squid live — possibly for the first time — and says the elusive creatures may be more plentiful than previously believed, a researcher said Friday.

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Wii browser: My first two hours, 3:00AM to 5:00AM!

Flash 7 is installed, passses acid2 test, no java, google maps works great, myspace works great and it's audio players, flash games play at great frame rate, screen resolution on a 16x9 TV is 1024x500, It's Opera 9 - code named: Mozilla???, javascript 2.0 is supported, no WMV, no QuickTime, no PDF. Tons more, plus direct feed video

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Edward Norton is Awesome, Ends Oscar Gift Bags

How cool is that?

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Skype stress detector calls my mother a liar

"The release of Skype 3.0 provides official support for third-party add-ons such as lie detectors and provides a glimpse of where the software is headed. "

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Cheney Gets a Raise; Democrats Refuse Theirs Until Minimum Wage Increase

President Bush signed an executive order Thursday to raise the pay of federal workers, members of Congress and Vice President Dick Cheney in the new year.

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Thursday, December 21, 2006

Pac-Man calms traffic on a rural Minnesota highway

Sheriff Gary Miller cruised east from Buffalo, MN to the stretch of Hwy. 55 with large, white ovals painted by the state to slow tailgaters by showing drivers how far apart to stay. About halfway through the stretch he saw the unauthorized addition: a giant rendition of a yellow Pac-Man, surrounding an oval dot on the pavement.

If only there was a helicopter shot of this...

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Hidden message in american clothing sold in France

Well that explains why every time the President of France Jacques Chirac is always smirking when you see him around or talking to President Bush

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Bush Administration: What You Don't Know Can't Hurt Us

Just how many different ways has the Bush Admin. tried to hide once-public information sources from the public record? Over the years, they've discontinued annual reports, classified normally public data, de-funded studies, quieted underlings, and generally done whatever was necessary to keep bad information under wraps. Here's a helpful list.

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First TV spot for Obama for President

Here is the first ad for Obama for president, created by draftobama.org. Run, Barack!

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'The Warriors' on Google Video!

Awesome! Classic 70's film about a gang called The Warriors who get framed for assassinating the leader of another gang during a gang meeting, and their attempt to get back home. Inspired the Rockstar Game, and will soon be remade by Tony Scott. "Warriors, Come out and Play-y-y-y!!"

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4862 God Names

A ver comprehensive list currently serving 4862 gods, godesses, deities, avatars, incarnations, angels, demons and various spirits, and 520 aliases, mispronounciations and generally confusing name variations.

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Nintendo Responds To Wii Controller Strap Lawsuit

Nintendo has officially responded to Tuesday's class action lawsuit concerning their controller wrist strap for their Wii console. The lawsuit claims the original version of the strap caused the controller to be defective. Here is Nintendo's official response...

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Necromanthus

Warcraft 3, Quake 3, RtCW, Half-Life, Deus Ex, Doom, Heretic.
All of them in your browser. Do you want more?

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The iPod Killer?

In some European cities, Sony Ericsson's new Walkman phone - the W810i - is seen in the hands of the fashionable far more than even the once-ubiquitous iPod. Is this new phone really a contender, or simply doomed to fall before Apple's upcoming offering?

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Your Kids Aren't Cute

A beautiful rant from Violent Acres.

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Mix-Mas - Send your holidays greeting and see how far it goes

Design a cool character of yourself, write a greeting, and send it to your friends. In no-time you'll be able to see how the chain grows. No registration required!

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Mix-Mas - Send your holidays greeting and see how far it goes

Design a cool character of yourself, write a greeting, and send it to your friends. In no-time you'll be able to see how the chain grows. No registration required!

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Fox News Falsely Claims Obama has "never introduced a bill" in The Senate

Fox News political analyst Dick Morris falsely claimed that Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) has "never introduced a bill" in Congress. In fact, according to the Library of Congress' THOMAS legislative database, Obama was the primary sponsor of 152 bills and resolutions introduced in the last Congress.

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The best movie mistakes of all time

They've got the list updated for this week, month and for all time. Enjoy!!!! I like #18 in Top Gun. "At the end, a victorious Maverick is hoisted on the shoulders of the guys. As he goes up, he isn't wearing sunglasses. His head goes out of the shot, and when he comes down, he's wearing a pair."

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Reality check: 95 percent of Americans had premarital sex

More than nine out of 10 Americans, men and women alike, have had premarital sex, according to a new study. The high rates extend even to women born in the 1940s, challenging perceptions that people were more chaste in the past.

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Bush’s New Strategy: Copy The ‘Success’ of Vietnam

In the most recent issue of the Weekly Standard, editor Fred Barnes lauds Keane
’s plan. He explains that is an “application” of the “counterinsurgency approach” that was executed “so successfully” in Vietnam.

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YouParkLikeAnAsshole.com

A site where people can post pictures of people parking like assholes. Check out the SUV taking up 3 spots!

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52 new species discovered on Borneo Island

Scientists have discovered at least 52 new species of animals and plants on the southeast Asian island of Borneo since 2005, including a catfish with protruding teeth and suction cups on its belly to help it stick to rocks, World Wildlife Fund for Nature International said Tuesday.

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The Top Ten Stories You Missed in 2006

You saw the stories that dominated the headlines in 2006: the war in Iraq, North Korea
’s nuclear tests, and the U.S. midterm elections. But what about the news that remained under the radar? From the Bush administration’s post-Katrina power grab to a growing arms race in Latin America, here are the Top Ten Stories You Missed in 2006.

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The United States is Insolvent

"The US is insolvent. There is simply no way for our national bills to be paid under current levels of taxation and promised benefits. Our federal deficits alone now total more than 400% of GDP." "The future will be defined by lowered standards of living." Thanks, government. Thanks a whole bunch.

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Bush Illegally Silences Critic of Iran Policy

Flynt Leverett -- former CIA analyst, NSC member and established foreign policy expert -- has written an op-ed for the NYT bashing the Bush admin. for it's failed policies towards Iran...

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Cartoon creator Joe Barbera dies

Joe Barbera, half of the Hanna-Barbera animation team that produced such beloved cartoon characters as Tom and Jerry, Yogi Bear and the Flintstones, died Monday, a Warner Bros. spokesman said. He was 95.

Barbera died of natural causes at his home with his wife Sheila at his side, Warner Bros. spokesman Gary Miereanu said.

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Please Let It Be Whale Vomit, Not Just Sea Junk!

MONTAUK, N.Y. — In this season of strange presents from relatives, Dorothy Ferreira got a doozy the other day from her 82-year-old sister in Waterloo, Iowa. It was ugly. It weighed four pounds. There was no receipt in the box.

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Monday, December 18, 2006

High school student tapes teacher preaching God in class

Shortly after school began in September, the teacher told his sixth-period students at Kearny High School that evolution and the Big Bang were not scientific, that dinosaurs were aboard Noah
’s ark, and that only Christians had a place in heaven, according to audio recordings made by a student whose family is now considering a lawsuit.

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Bush Seeks to Halt Congress Pet Projects [Now That GOP Not In Power]

"WASHINGTON - President Bush said Saturday that his administration will outline a series of changes that would clamp down on the common Capitol Hill practice of slipping pet projects into spending bills." Why now? Why not before?

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North Korea indeed. Hidden camera photo report

The North Korean government makes it very difficult for foreigners to enter the country and strictly monitors their activities when they do. You can see real North Korean in this photo report.

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